{"id":57,"date":"2015-01-28T13:24:03","date_gmt":"2015-01-28T13:24:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.onthewallaby.net\/?p=57"},"modified":"2015-01-28T13:24:03","modified_gmt":"2015-01-28T13:24:03","slug":"leesas-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onthewallaby.net\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"Leesa’s Car"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Chelle,<\/a>
Chelle, Linda, Leesa, Barb<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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Okay, this is not celebrity related, but still amusing and embarrassing.<\/p>\n

One Friday night about 10 years ago, I was waiting for my mate Leesa to pick me up from home \u2013 a gang of us were going to the local club (Mounties), as we did every weekend. Leesa always drank and rarely drove. So I\u2019m standing round the lounge room, all dressed and ready to go, when the car pulls up out the front, across the road. She\u2019s just about got a car-full, so I dart across and give a wave as I approach, rip open the back door and hop in: \u201cHey \u2013 how\u2019s it going Ladies?\u201d, as I\u2019m clipping in my seatbelt. Now Leesa is a very popular girl with heaps of friends from all over the place \u2013 and they\u2019re all looking at me, checking me out. I\u2019m smiling and nodding at the new girls. I eventually look at the house opposite mine and see the young chick who lives there, heading out the front door toward this car \u2013 I swing my head back toward my place \u2013 just as Leesa pulls up out the front and honks the horn!<\/p>\n

WRONG CAR!<\/p>\n

I just slipped out the door of this unknown car, with an \u201cAhh Shit, see ya ladies\u201d and jumped in Leesa\u2019s front seat \u2013 she said \u201cChrist \u2013 where the hell did you come from?!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDon\u2019t worry about it \u2013 lets go\u201d\u2026\u2026\u2026.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  Okay, this is not celebrity related, but still amusing and embarrassing. One Friday night about 10 years ago, I was waiting for my mate Leesa to pick me up from home \u2013 a gang of us were going to the local club (Mounties), as we did every weekend. Leesa always drank and rarely drove. … Continue reading Leesa’s Car<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5K3B8-V","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onthewallaby.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onthewallaby.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onthewallaby.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onthewallaby.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onthewallaby.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onthewallaby.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59,"href":"https:\/\/www.onthewallaby.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions\/59"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onthewallaby.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onthewallaby.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onthewallaby.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}