Some old random interview someone gave me, back when MySpace was a thing……<\/p>\n
Whats the full name of the person you last sent an sms to?<\/p>\n
Mark Kenneth Waddell<\/p>\n
Last thing you ate?<\/p>\n
a Barbecue Shape<\/p>\n
Are you failing any classes?<\/p>\n
Nut<\/p>\n
Do you remember who you liked this time three months ago?<\/p>\n
The local barmaid<\/p>\n
Is there anyone in the room with you?<\/p>\n
Nup<\/p>\n
What was the last thing you laughed really hard about?<\/p>\n
My 4yr old niece telling me that I already know that frogs are green and toads are brown and calling me a funny nut!<\/p>\n
Are you someone who worries too often?<\/p>\n
Purposefully not<\/p>\n
Do you currently hate someone?<\/p>\n
Nahh.<\/p>\n
Do you currently like anyone?<\/p>\n
The beautiful girl on the train today \u2013 all girls should look like that!<\/p>\n
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?<\/p>\n
Absolutely<\/p>\n
Will you get married?<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll have to run that past the girl on the train<\/p>\n
When\/ why was the last time you smiled?<\/p>\n
Today when sexy-bike-chick on the station blew a tyre (instead of me!)<\/p>\n
Does anyone like you?<\/p>\n
I really don\u2019t think so \u2013 but it\u2019s just a matter of time<\/p>\n
Who woke you up this morning?<\/p>\n
The bloody alarm \u2013 had a job interview \u2013 which I got<\/p>\n
When was the last time you were sad?<\/p>\n
Dunno<\/p>\n
When is the next time you’ll hug someone?<\/p>\n
Probly tomorrow<\/p>\n
Wearing any jewelry?<\/p>\n
8 grands worth \u2013 ring and necklace \u2013 gold & diamonds, which I designed…<\/p>\n
Are you happy?<\/p>\n
Yes \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
Are people annoying?<\/p>\n
Don\u2019t blo0dy start me!<\/p>\n
Where were you last night?<\/p>\n
In bed?<\/p>\n
Has anyone ever sang to you?<\/p>\n
Taylor Swift \u2013 about 2 weeks ago \u2013 Dear Stephen…<\/p>\n
If someone were to tell you they like you right now, would you care?<\/p>\n
I\u2019d be surprised \u2013 it\u2019s 10:30 on a Monday night<\/p>\n
It’s 4 in the morning, your phone rings:<\/p>\n
I realise that at about 9:30 am the next morning<\/p>\n
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?<\/p>\n
Darwin<\/p>\n
Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?<\/p>\n
Probably \u2013 but the question is rather, do I give a F?<\/p>\n
How late did you stay up last night?<\/p>\n
11<\/p>\n
Do you think a lot before you go to bed?<\/p>\n
Counting down the days till I win Lotto<\/p>\n
Have you ever drove someone else’s car?<\/p>\n
Driven? Of course.<\/p>\n
When was the last time you cried?<\/p>\n
1989<\/p>\n
Is your hair up?<\/p>\n
Yep \u2013 it\u2019s an inch long<\/p>\n
Do you think you are an argumentative person?<\/p>\n
Do you?!<\/p>\n
Have you ever hugged someone named Joe?<\/p>\n
No \u2013 and if he tried, I\u2019d argue with him!<\/p>\n
How did you feel when you woke up today?<\/p>\n
Tired as a bastard!<\/p>\n
Who was the last person you hugged?<\/p>\n
Probably Taliah<\/p>\n
What was the last movie you watched in theaters?<\/p>\n
Gran Tarino \u2013 ya gotta love Clint!<\/p>\n
Do you believe every thing you hear?<\/p>\n
Shit yeah \u2013 why would anybody lie?<\/p>\n
What was the last beverage you drank?<\/p>\n
Jim Beam Rye and Coke<\/p>\n
Have you ever finished taking a shower and realize that there are no dry towels?<\/p>\n
What a random and stupid question \u2013 heaven forbid, use a damp towel!<\/p>\n
Do you ever write\/draw on windows that are fogged up?<\/p>\n
Only on other people\u2019s cars<\/p>\n
If you were married, and your spouse’s parents became ill, would you let them move into your home?<\/p>\n
I understand there are many suitable and pleasant facilities out there \u2013 it\u2019ll be like living in a resort!<\/p>\n
Do you need to feel needed?<\/p>\n
No \u2013 though it\u2019d be nice<\/p>\n
What do you notice more, somebody’s eyes or smile?<\/p>\n
Usually the eyes \u2013 though a smile also makes a huge impression<\/p>\n
Did you actually have a cookie jar?<\/p>\n
I don\u2019t even have cookies!<\/p>\n
Do you ignore people when you’re mad\/upset with them?<\/p>\n
At times I try hard to but usually cave in very early.<\/p>\n
What’s worse, having someone mad or disappointed in you?<\/p>\n
Disappointed.<\/p>\n
Have you ever gotten up early the next morning to do homework or study?<\/p>\n
Too many times to count<\/p>\n
Do you honestly believe that good things come to those who wait?<\/p>\n
No \u2013 you have to make things happen (unless you are one of the blessed and chosen few)<\/p>\n
Do you think that knowing when and how you’re going to die would ruin your life?<\/p>\n
Of course<\/p>\n
Have you ever seen a dead body?<\/p>\n
No, other than tv.<\/p>\n
Are you a mama’s child or a daddy’s child?<\/p>\n
I\u2019m my own bloke Ever been to a bonfire party?<\/p>\n
I\u2019m the king of bonfire parties!<\/p>\n
Would you live with someone without marrying them?<\/p>\n
Have done many times<\/p>\n
Do you like Chinese food?<\/p>\n
Best thing they ever did!<\/p>\n
Are you mean?<\/p>\n
Only to Chinese people<\/p>\n
Did you speak to your father today?<\/p>\n
Yes I did \u2013 he\u2019s not Chinese<\/p>\n
What would you do if you found out your 1st love found a new love?<\/p>\n
Feel sorry for her current husband!<\/p>\n
Have you ever liked someone you knew you shouldn’t?<\/p>\n
Indeed Do you always answer your phone?<\/p>\n
No!<\/p>\n
What is on your bed right now?<\/p>\n
Bed stuff, clothes and four pillows<\/p>\n
When was the last time you threw up?<\/p>\n
A long time ago!<\/p>\n
What were you doing at 8 am this morning?<\/p>\n
Getting out of bed.<\/p>\n
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?<\/p>\n
Filling out the first half of this marathon bastard quiz<\/p>\n
What is the last thing you said aloud?<\/p>\n
See ya<\/p>\n
What is the best ice cream flavour?<\/p>\n
Chocolate \u2013 this shouldn\u2019t even be a question<\/p>\n
What are you wearing right now?<\/p>\n
Shorts & Tshirt<\/p>\n
Have you bought any new clothing items this week?<\/p>\n
Yes \u2013 today I bought a sexy new white silk tie and a pair of size 13 retardo Ronald Mc Donald clown shoes for my interview!<\/p>\n
When was the last time you ran?<\/p>\n
1984<\/p>\n
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?<\/p>\n
Where ever Train-chick lives<\/p>\n
Who is the last person you sent a comment\/\u200b\u200bmessage on myspace ?<\/p>\n
Catley<\/p>\n
Ever ridden on a roller coaster?<\/p>\n
Yes.<\/p>\n
Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?<\/p>\n
Depends if I\u2019m driving or not<\/p>\n
Do you have any friends on myspace that you actually hate?<\/p>\n
Haha I don’t think so.<\/p>\n
Biggest annoyance in your life right now?<\/p>\n
Fkn Telstra!<\/p>\n
Are you allergic to anything?<\/p>\n
Yep \u2013 Fkn Telstra!<\/p>\n
Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?<\/p>\n
None \u2013 maybe soon to be my size 13, square-towed clown shoes?<\/p>\n
Are you jealous of anyone?<\/p>\n
Probly<\/p>\n
Is anyone jealous of you?<\/p>\n
Maybe a few long-grassers?<\/p>\n
How many kids do you want when you’re older?<\/p>\n
A couple would do<\/p>\n
How old will you be turning on your next birthday?<\/p>\n
42<\/p>\n
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile ?<\/p>\n
Not anymore<\/p>\n
Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person?<\/p>\n
Yes \u2013 a confidential text to my old boss regarding my secret resignation, which was meant to go to a mate<\/p>\n
Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone ?<\/p>\n
If you actually mean \u2018Sleep\u2019, then alone, otherwise…<\/p>\n
Will next friday be a good one?<\/p>\n
All Friday\u2019s are good ones!<\/p>\n
Ever tasted your own tears?<\/p>\n
No \u2013 I\u2019m a Tigers supporter!<\/p>\n
Do you know anyone that smokes weed?<\/p>\n
No \u2013 only ganja<\/p>\n
How has the week been?<\/p>\n
Not bad \u2013 I got a job with a financial institution, in the middle of the greatest global financial crisis the world has ever seen.<\/p>\n
Pink or green ?<\/p>\n
Straight<\/p>\n
Would you like to put any night on repeat, and live it forever?<\/p>\n
Like Keith Richards, I did that for nearly 10 years \u2013 I\u2019m happy to move on now.<\/p>\n
Do you like to take naps?<\/p>\n
No \u2013 though I wouldn\u2019t be outta place in Mexico<\/p>\n
When was the last time you dyed your hair?<\/p>\n
As I said before \u2013 I\u2019m straight<\/p>\n
Do you miss anyone?<\/p>\n
My hairdresser<\/p>\n
Where is the person you’ve fallen hardest for?<\/p>\n
Asleep no doubt<\/p>\n
Have you ever regretted kissing someone?<\/p>\n
Surprisingly, yes I have (and she wasn\u2019t my hairdresser)<\/p>\n
Did you kiss anyone today? No \u2013 although I\u2019m sure Train-chickie was hoping I would<\/p>\n
Will next Saturday be a good one?<\/p>\n
Saturday\u2019s are almost as good as Fridays!<\/p>\n
How old do you look?<\/p>\n
Apparently a lot younger than I am, which doesn\u2019t really gel with how old I feel!<\/p>\n
Do you think you have made anyone happy recently?<\/p>\n
I have<\/p>\n
What is the first thing you usually do in the morning?<\/p>\n
Have a wizz<\/p>\n
Name one thing someone thinks about you thats not true?<\/p>\n
That I got my nickname Whirly from doing helicopters on a country bar<\/p>\n
Do you have any text messages that you don’t want other people to read?<\/p>\n
Yes I do \u2013 do you wanna know what they are?<\/p>\n
Have you ever asked a boy for advice?<\/p>\n
Nor am I a paedophile<\/p>\n
Where was the last place you went besides your house?<\/p>\n
The Station<\/p>\n
Did your night suck last night ?<\/p>\n
Nah \u2013 I just watched telly<\/p>\n
Have you ever talked on the phone in the shower\/ bathtub?<\/p>\n
no<\/p>\n
Would you kiss anyone you’ve texted today ?<\/p>\n
Yes<\/p>\n
Are you dating the person you text last?<\/p>\n
No \u2013 he\u2019s taken \u2013 and I\u2019m straight!<\/p>\n
Do you think relationships are hard?<\/p>\n
I think it\u2019s becoming increasingly difficult for straight single blokes to pick up sexy blonde chicks in cotton summer dresses riding on trains in Queensland!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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